Poopy Pants
Bench Warmer
I sold a card on ebay, and after nearly a week, the buyer still hasnt paid. After looking at his feedback, I noticed he made a purchase today, and was left positive feedback, so he obviously paid for the item instantly, if not within hours of hitting the BIN. The item he purchased you ask? Extenze! You know, the stuff that makes your penis grow larger. Apparently cards can wait because he is too busy growing his wiener. I of course opened a case, so if nothing else, Ill be able to relist it in a few days. Ebay should allow sellers to leave negative feedback if a case is opened and won.