Give Us Your Best College Joke!
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tmo1440
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Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: an Ohio State grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater.
As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be out done, the Penn State grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!"
Seeing this the OSU grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Buckeyes!" and pushed the Wolverine off the side of the mountain.
GO BUCKS!
As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom.
Not wanting to be out done, the Penn State grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Nittany Lions!"
Seeing this the OSU grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Buckeyes!" and pushed the Wolverine off the side of the mountain.
GO BUCKS!
Official Aristocrat DJ ??
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theres a couple of lame ones that have been going around forever. Theyre pretty generic but as my boys (SU) are downright pitiful now, they seem that have claimed the punchline.
One being that unknown white substance on the field. Coach Robinson calls a few detectives out to see what it is. To his amazement the detectives informed him that its in fact... the goal line.
One being that unknown white substance on the field. Coach Robinson calls a few detectives out to see what it is. To his amazement the detectives informed him that its in fact... the goal line.
OldAdmin
Bench Warmer
What is the difference between a Michigan grad and a McDonald's server?
The McDonald's server gets paid more.
Just in fairness
How many Ohio State freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it is a senior level class.
The McDonald's server gets paid more.
Just in fairness
How many Ohio State freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it is a senior level class.
natsfan
Bench Warmer
lol i love these keep them comineg
Official Aristocrat DJ ??
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How many Syracuse fans does it take to change a light bulb??
10 - 1 to change the light bulb and 9 to talk about how good the old one was
10 - 1 to change the light bulb and 9 to talk about how good the old one was
Mooche
Bench Warmer
Ha, for last year:
How many batteries does it take to beat Michigan???
1-AA!
HAHAHAHA.
How many batteries does it take to beat Michigan???
1-AA!
HAHAHAHA.
