"Hey, turn that frown upside down.... you look like that puppy I was about to electrocute back in '06 after it got chewed up by my genetically altered pit bull"
Kolb: I'm so sorry, Michael. People never going get over how you killed those dogs yet the ones who did violence to their fellow man don't seem to have anywhere near the backlash.
Vick: It is what is is. You up for supporting some college girls tonight? I think it do you some good.