10 things to look forward to this college football season (well worth the read!)
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redandpewter55
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1 and 4 are so true...
bamasa37sb34
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The top four and #6 are all things I do or that happen to me.
sffanmike25
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:lollol::lollol:
Great read. :salut:
Great read. :salut:
oregonweim
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8) Your girlfriend/wife questioning your sanity
Somewhere between the broken remote control and you shouting repeated obscenities at a 37”-inch Samsung LCD TV, it’s bound to happen.
‘You’re crazy.’
She’s right. You are f***ing crazy. You’re bat-sh!t. And you know it. Then again, it’s the fall. 90,000 other people in hundreds of American cities go bat-sh!t every Saturday.
She just doesn’t understand. She’s a woman. And women are irrational. Women are so irrational they don’t understand why you spend 15% of your salary on season tickets and love your starting quarterback and hate your starting quarterback and love your starting quarterback and let the actions of 19 year-old strangers dictate your mood for one-fourth of the Caesarian calendar.
They just don't get it. Crazy bitches.
:whistle:
Somewhere between the broken remote control and you shouting repeated obscenities at a 37”-inch Samsung LCD TV, it’s bound to happen.
‘You’re crazy.’
She’s right. You are f***ing crazy. You’re bat-sh!t. And you know it. Then again, it’s the fall. 90,000 other people in hundreds of American cities go bat-sh!t every Saturday.
She just doesn’t understand. She’s a woman. And women are irrational. Women are so irrational they don’t understand why you spend 15% of your salary on season tickets and love your starting quarterback and hate your starting quarterback and love your starting quarterback and let the actions of 19 year-old strangers dictate your mood for one-fourth of the Caesarian calendar.
They just don't get it. Crazy bitches.
:whistle:
Brad
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bamasa37sb34
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Yet look at how many more responses I got :shifty:
Never mind the fact half of them are my own :shh:
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