Hugo
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I hope so They cant lose their first two game against the same team
what do you guys think?
what do you guys think?
Hockey willing the Leafs Rebound Tonight in Ottawa?
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PimpMyRideBro
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Difference between the Leafs and a cigarette vending machine? The machine has Players.
Lame, I know.
Lame, I know.
PimpMyRideBro
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here is a funny leaf joke
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.All the typical answers came up fireman, policeman, salesman,etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.All the typical answers came up fireman, policeman, salesman,etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
PimpMyRideBro
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Blues = sucking
Blackhawks = sucking
Penguins = sucking
Panthers = sucking
Leafs = licking
lol i can go on forever
Blackhawks = sucking
Penguins = sucking
Panthers = sucking
Leafs = licking
lol i can go on forever
PimpMyRideBro
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signin lindros and allison, got belfour in nets, sundin as the captain, pretty much an all star team.... what?... no, really?...oh ohk ive just been informed its not 1997
PimpMyRideBro
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I seen Mats Sundin on the golf course today....yeah, he was golfing....cause the Leafs missed the playoffs
PimpMyRideBro
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Four hockey fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different team, and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans of their hockey team. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all.
They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Canadiens fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for the Great Montreal Canadiens!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be out done, the Edmonton Oilers fan threw himself off the mountain shouting "This is for the Oilers!"
Seeing this, the Ottawa Senators fan walked over and shouted, "This is for everyone!" and pushed the Toronto Maple Leafs fan off the side of the mountain.
They continued to argue all the way up the mountain, and finally as they reached the top, the Canadiens fan hurled himself off the mountain, shouting, "This is for the Great Montreal Canadiens!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be out done, the Edmonton Oilers fan threw himself off the mountain shouting "This is for the Oilers!"
Seeing this, the Ottawa Senators fan walked over and shouted, "This is for everyone!" and pushed the Toronto Maple Leafs fan off the side of the mountain.
PimpMyRideBro
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Two boys were playing hockey at an outdoor arena when one is attacked by a Pitbull. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was walking by saw the incident, and rushed over to interview the boy!
"Calgary Flames fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Flames fan," the boy replied.
"Edmonton Oilers fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again.
"I'm not a Oilers fan either," the boy said.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Maple Leafs fan."
The reporter turns to a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck idiot kills family pet."
"Calgary Flames fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Flames fan," the boy replied.
"Edmonton Oilers fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again.
"I'm not a Oilers fan either," the boy said.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Maple Leafs fan."
The reporter turns to a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck idiot kills family pet."
PimpMyRideBro
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A Canadian hockey player is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Doug stops him and asks,
"Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife, eh" answers Bob.
"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade
His friend Doug stops him and asks,
"Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife, eh" answers Bob.
"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade
PimpMyRideBro
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If Hamilton ever got a professional hockey team, Toronto would want one too
PimpMyRideBro
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A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign for Leafs tickets. The sign says, "Buy a ticket today and we garentee a win aggainst anyone." so the man goes and buys a ticket and toronto loses. He goes to the advertiser and demands his money bask for false advertisement. The advertiser says, "I knew the design team put the fine print to small!" So the man goes back to the sign wit a magnifying glass and finds the fine print. It says, " Eccept Anaheim, Atlanta, Buffalo, Boston, Columbus, Colorado, Chicago, Calgary, Dalas, Detroit, Edmonton, Florda, Minisota, Montreal, Nnashville, Ottowa, Philidalphia, Tampa bay, Washington, Vancouver, Phionix, San Jose, Los Angelas, St. Louis, New York Islanders, New York Rangers, New Jersy Devils,Carolina or Pittsburg."
PimpMyRideBro
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Why are the Toronto Maple Leafs like Canada Post?
They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!
They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!
PimpMyRideBro
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The man said, "My dog watches all the Toronto Maple Leafs games on TV. Everytime they lose, he lies down and cries his eyes out."
His friend says, "That's incredible. What does he do when they win?" The man replied, "I don't know, I'll let you know when it actually happens."
His friend says, "That's incredible. What does he do when they win?" The man replied, "I don't know, I'll let you know when it actually happens."
PimpMyRideBro
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How many Lindros's does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Not even Eric knows because his lights are always out
A:Not even Eric knows because his lights are always out
PimpMyRideBro
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i'll stop now
