You seriously need to calm the hell down. If you can't take a little light ribbing then just go away. No one said anything mean or disrespectful to you, yet you're acting like someone just read you the freaking riot act. Bringing up the fact that you're "ex-military" means squat in this whole situation. Josh and I are both Marines and you don't see us bringing that up to try and negate anything that you've said or done. I don't know if you're just having a bad day or what, but you really need to take a deep breath and relax. It is NOT that serious. I promise you that.