Spencer Hall's 100 thoughts on this upcoming football season....

[redandpewter55]

http://www.sbnation.com/2010/8/11/1616806/2010-college-football-season-thoughts-jacory-harris

95. Les Miles will microwave popcorn in his office. The instructions will say two and a half minutes. Les Miles will rely on his gut to tell him when it's done.

94. Les Miles is going to be eating some burnt popcorn, and will blame Jordan Jefferson while he does it.

:roflmao:

85. The NCAA regrets to inform you that everyone on your football team is ineligible due to agent contact. Yes, your team. All of them.

83. Georgia's Mark Richt will continue to heat up his scorching hot seat by winning 10 games on the year. In Georgia, "hot" means "comfortably cool," a confusion leading to many assuming the frigid city of Atlanta is in fact "hot." This could not be further from the truth! Show up for summer visits in heavy wool. You won't regret it.

:clap:

31. Arizona State LB Vontaze Burfict will lead the Pac-10 in unsportsmanlike conduct penalties this year.

30. It will be more awesome than you will care to admit.

Kid is a beast!

6. Georgia WR AJ Green will continue to have better production than Alabama WR Julio Jones despite having Joe Cox and redshirt freshman Aaron Murray throwing to him in successive seasons. Direct all hatemail to Your Mom's House, Alabama fans, since that's where I will be.

:cheers:

 

[sffanmike25]

Burfict :ban: :ncool:

@ Les Miles' popcorn

The Jake Locker being the token West Coast reference player cracked me up.