NorthKorea
Bench Warmer
Assuming the Marlins don't re-sign Suzuki, should the Mariners make a push for the (essentially) 42-yr-old veteran outfielder from Japan? Personally, I think it'd be nice to sign him in a similar manner to how Griffey was allowed to "finish his career" with the Mariners, but Suzuki could actually play during this final season.
With the overall abysmal level of play by the Mariners OF, Suzuki may even be able to start for the team in LF, with the intention of having him give Seth Smith days off in CF, when needed.
Suzuki would likely reach 3000 hits as a Mariner, and this would virtually assure him of wearing a Mariners cap on his bust in Cooperstown.
Suzuki's veteran status could also help Cano with pulling the clubhouse together and allow the team to perform somewhat close to repeated expectations.
And if the Mariners win the WS, maybe Nintendo, Microsoft and Starbucks will agree to give him 5000 shares each.
With the overall abysmal level of play by the Mariners OF, Suzuki may even be able to start for the team in LF, with the intention of having him give Seth Smith days off in CF, when needed.
Suzuki would likely reach 3000 hits as a Mariner, and this would virtually assure him of wearing a Mariners cap on his bust in Cooperstown.
Suzuki's veteran status could also help Cano with pulling the clubhouse together and allow the team to perform somewhat close to repeated expectations.
And if the Mariners win the WS, maybe Nintendo, Microsoft and Starbucks will agree to give him 5000 shares each.