Funny quotes from Michigan State message board

[bamasa37sb34]

"Julio takin' us to schoolio"

"why are they allowing Alabama to play with 35 players on defense?"

"I think their punter is currently drinking around the world in Epcot." (from the early 3rd quarter)

"If we played 10 times, they would win 15"

"and now Cousins is dead" (referring to MSU's starting QB)

"If I was our QB I would hire an attorney and sue them for negligence or intentional infliction of physical and emotional distress."

"I'm ready to accept MSU boosters paying for an offensive line. If we get caught I can deal with it."

"This is getting out of hand...an Alabama d-lineman just popped out of my TV and threw me 10 yards behind my couch."

"Do you think this is how Custer felt?"

"We're going to have a wing named after us at Orlando Regional Medical Center by the time this game finishes."

"This is embarrassing. So are we officially a basketball school again?"

"I want to know how many times in the history of organized football that teams have punted on 4th and goal"

"So this is what they mean by team speed"

"if i'm Maxwell, I fake an injury on the way to the huddle" (Referring to the backup QB, who was knocked out of the game three plays later)

 

[AUTaxMan]

That was an epic beatdown. I started feeling sorry for the MSU players in the 3rd quarter. They kept getting injured on every play. It was like a college team vs. a high school team.

 

[rexvos]

Same things could have been said on the Michigan message board.

 

[redandpewter55]

"We're going to have a wing named after us at Orlando Regional Medical Center by the time this game finishes."

As long as its not the wing named after me! (That's where I was born.)

 

[Brad]

I was joking with my dad that their SID now has the task of finding out if their school ever had punted on 4th and goal and something else that was odd. Do you recall what it can be Stefan?