JR-Balla
Bench Warmer
Along with the Women Joke trend.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months..
I don't like to interrupt her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months..
I don't like to interrupt her.
cardcollector01 said:Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on
a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump"
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan
dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob saying, "Fair's
fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and
so I knew he would jump."
The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money......
cardcollector01 said:Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on
a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump"
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan
dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob saying, "Fair's
fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and
so I knew he would jump."
The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money......
5foot1Howard12 said:Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
REALLY mad.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.