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At a child custody hearing a judge has to decide which parent a child shall live with. He asks the child "Do you want to live with you dad?" "No", the child answers. Then the judge says "Okay, so you want to live with you mom?" "No", the child answers again. Then the judge says "Well then, who...

A Canadian hockey player is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?" "I got it for my wife, eh" answers Bob. "Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade

Two boys were playing hockey at an outdoor arena when one is attacked by a Pitbull. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was walking by saw the incident, and rushed over to interview...

Four hockey fans were climbing a mountain one day. Each was a fan of a different team, and each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans of their hockey team. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They continued to argue all the way up the...

I seen Mats Sundin on the golf course today....yeah, he was golfing....cause the Leafs missed the playoffs

signin lindros and allison, got belfour in nets, sundin as the captain, pretty much an all star team.... what?... no, really?...oh ohk ive just been informed its not 1997

Blues = sucking Blackhawks = sucking Penguins = sucking Panthers = sucking Leafs = licking lol i can go on forever

here is a funny leaf joke Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.All the typical answers came up fireman, policeman, salesman,etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father...

Difference between the Leafs and a cigarette vending machine? The machine has Players. Lame, I know.

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Former Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins defenseman Darcy Robinson passed away tonight while playing for Asiago of the Italian Ice Hockey Federation. He was 26 years old. According to a report on the Asiago team website, Robinson was skating during the first period of Asiago’s season opening game...

Michael Vick moved one step closer to being tried on state dogfighting charges Wednesday at a hearing to make sure he has legal representation. ADVERTISEMENT An attorney for the suspended Atlanta Falcons quarterback appeared in Surry County Circuit Court and was asked to return Nov. 27 to...

Dany Heatley scored his second goal of the game 2:57 into overtime to give the Ottawa Senators a 4-3 victory over the Toronto Maple Leafs on Wednesday night. ADVERTISEMENT Just hours before the season opener for both teams, Heatley agreed to a new 6-year, $45 million deal with the Senators...

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Paul Stastny had his first career hat trick and Andrew Brunette added three assists as the Colorado Avalanche held off the Dallas Stars for a 4-3 victory Wednesday night in the season opener for both teams. Wojtek Wolski added a goal and Jaroslav Hlinka had two assists for Colorado. Jeff...

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Zeke really is a bad boy for life Knicks trial ends with $11.6M jury award - Yahoo! News

Not that I'm complaining as I'm not a fan of any sports team in Michigan, but what has happened to the Wolverines?! Ranked in the top 5 for the preseason, then lost to Appalachian High School last week AT HOME, and is now losing to the Oregon Mighty Ducks of Anaheim.....AT HOME again. Maybe...

With a team holding about 8 qualified captains in Briere, Timonen, Smith, Hatcher, Kapanen, and more, the Flyers finally settled on one: Jason Smith gets the 'C', and Gagne & Richards get the 'A' Smith named Flyers captain | Philadelphia Daily News | 10/01/2007

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