Wow, 60 stitches in your scrotum all because

[oregonweim]

you wore your University of Texas shirt into the bar...


Fortunately for sooner fans, one blog reported, they don't have to worry about facing a similar fate....

:shifty:

 

[metallikat87]

it only takes one jackass to make us all look like hicks

 

[swany]

My scrotum hurts just reading that article. :shock:

 

[Ryo1549]

Great another "Beckett" that tries to rip your nuts off.