What do you want out of life?


Bench Warmer
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and
said, "All I want out of
life is four little animals."

The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and of course, I'll need a jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher fainted.