9. You are allowed to root freely against the following schools for no specific reasons: Notre Dame; Notre Dame in their puke-green jerseys; Notre Dame when playing on "Triumph of the Will"-shaming propaganda house organ NBC; USC; any school that plays its fight song approximately 4,387 times per game like USC; Michigan; Miami; Ohio State; any school like Ohio State with a pretentious "the" in front of its name, because otherwise how would we know which Ohio State university they were talking about?; any school coached by Steve Spurrier; any school coached by Nick Saban.
especially agree with this one, tough call when txas played usc but i definitely hate usc more so i made my decision
and i think we all know how i feel about rule #1
but this one contradicts it
33. When arguing with fans from another conference, you are allowed to cite the accomplishments of rival schools within your conference.
33a. Grudgingly.