The truth about toilet paper "squares"

[bamasa37sb34]

Was at my girlfriend's parents house over the weekend. For some reason, newspapers and magazines are hard to come by there, so when taking a dump, don't have anything to bring to read. So what did I do this time? I played with a toilet paper square. But, it wasn't a square after all....after some close observation (and some folding) it was actually a toilet paper rectangle. Could this be? Well, came back to my house today. We have two types of toilet paper, one some cheap ass (pun intended) brand and Quilted Northern. Both of these were rectangles as well.

So, yeah, all this time I have been using the misnomer "toilet paper square" on the rare occasion that a conversation deteriorates to that point. Uh......anyone else ever notice this

 

[bamasa37sb34]

Thanks for taking 20 seconds of my life......

No problem....oh, they are non-refundable

 

[dnabb8436]

You suck

 

[bamasa37sb34]

You suck

The truth hurts, doesn't it

 

[Will]

THIS THREAD DID NOT DELIVER!!!!!!!



:salut:

 

[b70x7n]

Thanks for taking 20 seconds of my life......

+++

 

[lumm0x]

Maybe next time you can just finger it out on your own.

 

[Poopy Pants]

This thread can be saved with pictures of hot girls!

 

[b70x7n]

This thread can be saved with pictures of hot girls!

AKA no Jenna Jameson?

 

[Lexis]

huh ....never studied it that closely ...not going to

 

[sliqwill]

i checked mine and its rectangular as well

 

[b70x7n]

i checked mine and its rectangular as well

OH EM GEE!

 

[bamasa37sb34]

i checked mine and its rectangular as well

Thanks for the support:salut:

 

[jeffmu]

Maybe it's because I've been drinking since 4, but I just went and checked the in-laws 3 bathrooms.......and I got this to say....."Straight Squares Homey!".
Jeff

 

[Lexis]

went to the "piz waa" twice now and still didn't check ...