The Random Thought Thread - Part II

thepistonsfan

Bench Warmer
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw f_uck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.
 

sliqwill

Prospect
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which medication gives me the most cracked out dreams?

last night i had a dream Portland got hit by an earthquake and the epicenter was the middle of the river that runs through town...a giant hole opened up in the river sucking in all the surrounding water, and then closed quickly leading to rising flood waters....then once everything calmed down, it happened again...
 

thepistonsfan

Bench Warmer
which medication gives me the most cracked out dreams?

last night i had a dream Portland got hit by an earthquake and the epicenter was the middle of the river that runs through town...a giant hole opened up in the river sucking in all the surrounding water, and then closed quickly leading to rising flood waters....then once everything calmed down, it happened again...

Oxy-C
 

sliqwill

Prospect
Transactions: 1
i dont take oxy...just flex, vicodin, tried a xanax the other night, ambien, anti-inflams, and kidney meds....:eek:
 

Too Distracted

Bench Warmer
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living.
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven.
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland

Sally, take my hand
We'll travel south cross land
Put out the fire
And don't look past my shoulder.
The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
Let's get together
Before we get much older.

Teenage wasteland
It's only teenage wasteland.
Teenage wasteland
Oh, yeah
Teenage wasteland
They're all wasted!
 

bamasa37sb34

Bench Warmer
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living.
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven.
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland

Sally, take my hand
We'll travel south cross land
Put out the fire
And don't look past my shoulder.
The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
Let's get together
Before we get much older.

Teenage wasteland
It's only teenage wasteland.
Teenage wasteland
Oh, yeah
Teenage wasteland
They're all wasted!

:cheers::dance::cheers:
 

scrappy

Bench Warmer
why does a toe fungi commercial show the face of someone? isn't the point showing how nasty feet can be fungi-free???

why does ambien + sudafed severe cold night time medicine give me dreams of a sabertooth tiger? last 4 times mixing, same dream with the same animal
 
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