The Random Thought Thread - Part II

i need to buy some mini pulling a sissy-la-la george celebrating phils birthday from 900 miles away :eek:
Where does one buy one of those counter bells like you find on the front desk at motels? They all have them, but you never see them for sale.
just thought youd like to hammered and so is phil...hopefully i sleep well tonight...

sunny d > orange juice
im boycotting peanut butter until jesse jackson and al sharpton publicly apologize to duke university for siding with the lying stripper...and im hammered
People who beat off sharks have way too much free time

I thought a peanut was a nut? If not, what is it?