The Funeral


Bench Warmer
oldie but goodie:

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge

heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled

inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful

heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When all eyes turned to him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was

just thinking of my own funeral...............I'm a gynecologist."

....... That's when the proctologist fainted