Support the Coach ....dumb joke


Bench Warmer
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a 'pecker-head'. Do you understand all that?"

Again the little boy nodded.

He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach a 'dumb ass' is it?"

Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother".
Damn, reminds me of some of my baseball games from my playing days. There was one incident that caused a player's parent to get arrested, and another incident where a player cussed out a coach and the kid quit the team over how much he was pitching:rolleyes: Good times, good times:cool: