Jules friend- "Can you get me some Kyles hard lemonade?"
Seth- "Yeah, sure. Thats kind of gay, but ok."
Seth- "Hey man, I was doing some research for next year, and I think I figured out which porn web site I want to subscribe to. The vagtastic voyage."
Evan- "Which one is the vagtastic voyage?"
Seth- "The vagtastic voyage is the one where they find like random girls on the street and they invite them on to a van, and then they bang them once theyre on the van. Its like 13 bucks a month, and you get access to a bunch of other sites like ones latina, ones asian. You know, there is one for fetishes like feet and pee pee, and s***. Stuff like that."
Evan- "What? Thats disgusting. Youre like an animal."
Seth- "What? Im disgusting? Your the weird one man. Dont make me feel weird because I like porn. Youre the weird one for not liking porn. Im normal as s***."
Evan- "Peeing on people. Thats normal?"
Seth- "Evan. Im not saying im going to look at it. Im just saying it comes with the site. OK? I dont know what Im going to be into 10 years from now."
Evan- "Im just sick of all the amatuer stuff, you know? I mean, like, if Im paying top dollar, I want a little production value, you know? Like some editing, some trasnsition. Something. Some music."
Seth- "Well, you know, Im sorry Evan that the Coen brothers dont direct the porn that I watch. Theyre hard to get ahold of. OK? "
Evan- "Plus your parents are going to be looking at your bill you dips***."
Seth- "Yeah, youre right. I should probably pick the one with the least dirty sounding name."
Evan- "Ah, what about like, the perfect ten? Something like that, you know? Like perfect ten. Because that could be any number of things. You know? Like they really cant get you for that. It could be like a bowling web site."
Seth- "Yeah, but they really dont show dick going in, which is a huge concern."
Evan- "I didnt realize that."
Seth- "Plus, have you ever seen a vagina by itself? Not for me."