oregonweim
Bench Warmer
Our street has no lights. Most houses have their lights off. Our house has its' lights off and sits up a steep driveway about 250 from road. Hell stairs have no railing. So of course the door bell rings, three dogs start recreating their Cujo tryout tapes, doorbell rings again. So turn on lights, there is a single trick or treater there, no flashlight, nobody with him, crazy. Fortunately wife bought a bag of candy, if he kept ringing that stupid bell would have burried him in the backyard with the other bodies.