So I was in the library today, and . . .

Zeeck

Sneaky
I saw what I thought was a Skittle on the floor. I say that because it was maroon, so I figured one of those weird tropical flavored Skittles or something. Now, being the big Skittles fan I am, I naturally picked it up to inspect, and lo and behold, a Skittle it was not, but rather an M&M. It was at this time I noticed yet another maroon M&M more towards the bookshelves, and then a yellow one even farther beyond that. At this point I start thinking someone left me an M&M trail to follow, but then I saw another maroon one a little closer to me, and my conspiracy theory was thus crushed. Having put the original maroon M&M back on the floor, I went back to my work, but something kept nagging at me. I really wanted to eat the M&M's. I wasn't hungry or anything, it was just because they were there. Ultimately, though, I decided against it, finished my studying and went to class. Long story short, now I'm in class wishing I had eaten those M&M's.
 

swany

Bench Warmer
I saw what I thought was a Skittle on the floor. I say that because it was maroon, so I figured one of those weird tropical flavored Skittles or something. Now, being the big Skittles fan I am, I naturally picked it up to inspect, and lo and behold, a Skittle it was not, but rather an M&M. It was at this time I noticed yet another maroon M&M more towards the bookshelves, and then a yellow one even farther beyond that. At this point I start thinking someone left me an M&M trail to follow, but then I saw another maroon one a little closer to me, and my conspiracy theory was thus crushed. Having put the original maroon M&M back on the floor, I went back to my work, but something kept nagging at me. I really wanted to eat the M&M's. I wasn't hungry or anything, it was just because they were there. Ultimately, though, I decided against it, finished my studying and went to class. Long story short, now I'm in class wishing I had eaten those M&M's.

Please give me the last 45 seconds of my life back.
 

22ChrisBrown29

Bench Warmer
When I was about 16 a friend and I were in McDonalds after getting stoned and after we bought our food, went and sat in a booth. Sat there eating and talking and I look out of the corner of my eye and see a joint on the floor under one of the other tables! I pointed it out to Debbie and told her to go get it...problem was...there were people at that table. We sat there praying those people would leave so we could snag that joint and go smoke....we sat there for about 45 minutes....just waiting....finally these people get up and leave (and by some miracle no one happened to step on or stomp it into oblivion). Anyways, Debbie makes a fricking beeline for that reefer.....unfortunately we were too stoned to realize it was just a friggin french fry.



Peace~
Rima
 

oregonweim

Bench Warmer
When I was about 16 a friend and I were in McDonalds after getting stoned and after we bought our food, went and sat in a booth. Sat there eating and talking and I look out of the corner of my eye and see a joint on the floor under one of the other tables! I pointed it out to Debbie and told her to go get it...problem was...there were people at that table. We sat there praying those people would leave so we could snag that joint and go smoke....we sat there for about 45 minutes....just waiting....finally these people get up and leave (and by some miracle no one happened to step on or stomp it into oblivion). Anyways, Debbie makes a fricking beeline for that reefer.....unfortunately we were too stoned to realize it was just a friggin french fry.



Peace~
Rima


now that is funny stuff.....
 
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wdiv

Guest
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I saw what I thought was a Skittle on the floor. I say that because it was maroon, so I figured one of those weird tropical flavored Skittles or something. Now, being the big Skittles fan I am, I naturally picked it up to inspect, and lo and behold, a Skittle it was not, but rather an M&M. It was at this time I noticed yet another maroon M&M more towards the bookshelves, and then a yellow one even farther beyond that. At this point I start thinking someone left me an M&M trail to follow, but then I saw another maroon one a little closer to me, and my conspiracy theory was thus crushed. Having put the original maroon M&M back on the floor, I went back to my work, but something kept nagging at me. I really wanted to eat the M&M's. I wasn't hungry or anything, it was just because they were there. Ultimately, though, I decided against it, finished my studying and went to class. Long story short, now I'm in class wishing I had eaten those M&M's.

You’re killing me Brian. I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. I guess I'm easily amused. :D
 
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