Morning business

[KennyBoy5150]

Why is it every morning, not only do I have to pee, but I have to take the HUGEST dumps EVER! And they smell strong. Like a hint of metal or iron in those logs. Some mornings I'll have 3 bm's before 8am & I get up at 6. I have to go take another as I type this. Later....

 

[sliqwill]

bm? big movement?

take choloraphyll pills, they are suppose to make your farts not stink, should work with dumps as well :think:

 

[bamasa37sb34]

I take two pretty nice sized dumps a morning, but I attribute that to coffee.

 

[pence23]

:ban:

 

[KennyBoy5150]

bm? big movement?

take choloraphyll pills, they are suppose to make your farts not stink, should work with dumps as well :think:

Where can I get those?

On a good day, I can have 3-4 dumps in one hour. I hate my stomach sometimes.

 

[bamasa37sb34]

Gave this thread the 5 star treatment:salut:

 

[sliqwill]

Where can I get those?

On a good day, I can have 3-4 dumps in one hour. I hate my stomach sometimes.

i would guess cvs/walgreens...shouldnt have to look too hard to find them...

 

[lumm0x]

Scans or :ban:

Disclaimer- I will not be viewing this thread again.

 

[GiantFan]

Why would you want your farts to NOT smell? I love the way my farts smell. When it's really strong smelling I can almost taste it sometimes. My wife doesn't like that much though.

My morning business is to smoke a couple cigarettes on the deck with a large cup of coffee and then move the show into the bathroom and light that place up!!:cheers: Then not poop until the next morning unless I drank a lot the night before then I will take a second one within 2 hours of the first. I'm very regular.

 

[ebsoria]

Why would you want your farts to NOT smell? I love the way my farts smell. When it's really strong smelling I can almost taste it sometimes. My wife doesn't like that much though.

My morning business is to smoke a couple cigarettes on the deck with a large cup of coffee and then move the show into the bathroom and light that place up!!:cheers: Then not poop until the next morning unless I drank a lot the night before then I will take a second one within 2 hours of the first. I'm very regular.

:roflmao:

 

[Seahawklady]

It's only a matter of time before Seahawks4ever gets in on this :roll:

:lollol::lollol::lollol:

 

[Blitzburgh]

http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php