Will
Bench Warmer
Got this via chain email etc etc blah blah......Supposedly some lady wrote this in to a newspaper editorials section.
Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and once here, to stay indefinately.
Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.
Lets say I break into your house. Lets say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave.
I say "Ive made all the beds and washed all the laundry and swept the floors. Ive done all the things you dont like to do. Im hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).
According to the protestors:
You are required to let me stay in your house.
You are required to add me to your family's insurance plan.
You are required to educate my kids.
You are required to provide other benefits to me and to my family
(my husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).
If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my "right" to be there.
Its only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and Im just trying to better myself. Im a hard-working and honest person, except for, well, you know, I did break into your house afterall and boy what a deal it is for me.
I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do without being accused of cold, uncaring, prejudiced, and bigoted behavoir.
Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE so that YOU can communicate with ME. And dont forget to make sure your forms are in MY LANGUAGE so that I can understand them.
Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and once here, to stay indefinately.
Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.
Lets say I break into your house. Lets say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave.
I say "Ive made all the beds and washed all the laundry and swept the floors. Ive done all the things you dont like to do. Im hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).
According to the protestors:
You are required to let me stay in your house.
You are required to add me to your family's insurance plan.
You are required to educate my kids.
You are required to provide other benefits to me and to my family
(my husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).
If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my "right" to be there.
Its only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and Im just trying to better myself. Im a hard-working and honest person, except for, well, you know, I did break into your house afterall and boy what a deal it is for me.
I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do without being accused of cold, uncaring, prejudiced, and bigoted behavoir.
Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE so that YOU can communicate with ME. And dont forget to make sure your forms are in MY LANGUAGE so that I can understand them.