Newport Beach Hooters, Newport, CA. Long read but worth it.(lets just say the ending is crazy)
The craziest thing I ever witnessed at a hooters.
A Million $$$ Yatch pulls up to the dock. We are sitting so you can look right into it. 1 guy 2 hot chicks much younger than him on board, fake life supporters if you know what I mean, wearing very little, both in 2 pc bikinis, dude is shorts. After a little over an hour, and us having a few, we notice some things going on that peeked our interest.
Old dude, is making moves on 2 younger hotties.
This wasnt a busy night it was like tuesday or wednesday, because if it had been, Im sure there would have been a sudden shift to the window, but it was me, my friends an like 5 others..
The next thing that happened brought the house down.
He began to eat, it wasnt chicken, and it wasnt fish

but had the makings of a sandwich (you know what I mean) , and the other girl was having fish.:salut: :salut: :salut: .... We were quiet for a while, but then began to cheer. Lets just say there was no stage fright, but after about 10 minutes they dissapeared below deck to our standing ovation.