Breaking News - Copied from Facebook

[pwolantern]

I came across this "news article" and wanted to share it with everyone. Here is what it said...

BREAKING NEWS - DALLAS (TX) - Dallas Cowboys football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Jason Garrett immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensics experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

:flapper:

 

[XianSPL]

bwahahaha

 

[Mike]

:angry: This means war!!

 

[franklinguy52]

I recieved that same text from a "friend" the other day, so I am already at war over this! :angry:

 

[Cool_Hand_Flash]

Oh my...

Bwah...

Bwaha


BWAAAahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaaa!

 

[Mike]

Hmm. This looks like a great thread to start abusing my "powers" in.

 

[Cool_Hand_Flash]

Hmm. This looks like a great thread to start abusing my "powers" in.

Well, you can be sure of one thing.. Dez can find the goal line.. because he has a personal helper now to point it out to him :flapper:

I keed I keed my dear Foofus

 

[franklinguy52]

Hmm. This looks like a great thread to start abusing my "powers" in.

Abuse away, I have got your back!!

 

[Cool_Hand_Flash]

Abuse away, I have got your back!!

Ive been informed that Im the Banned Members Team Leader already