best night eva!1 hell yeas!!!!

[deputyjaay]

ok so imnot one to post many drunk posts..but tonight might have been one of the funnest nights of my young life......



i went to the brittania arms a local bar almost within waklkin distance....had a bunch of drinks wehn i decided to leave my friebnds and hit t5he bar and see what i could conquer....low and behold was a hot ass young lookin smokin hot chick. well turns out she was 38 yeqars old with 3 kids..once of which was my age!!!

well we got to talkin and turns out she was at the bar with a marriyed man which she wasnt oo happy bout..her 42 year old frine ( qwho hasd huge jugs which had to fakje was there too...they kept making out..on my lap of course)

had to be best night of my lap..my 23 year old ass made out with both of them.....at the same time....triple kiss status.........and then..........................................some other ok chick ..i mean not as hot came and askeded me if she had a chance at kissing t5hese two broads..in which i replied..i duno what do you tyhink....she said yes and made ouyt with me..then these 3 chicks start makinm\ out 6 inches from my face....( this new chick says her man dared her to make out with the 2 chix who keep makin out at the bar..) next thing i know i made out with all 3 of these chix..( unheard of quadruple kiss!!!) swear to gosh on dan(detox) grave it was a true quad kiss while unknown chix man watched...awesome...got both of thse old chix numbers...and almost ook one of them home till her 42 year old drunk ass friend fell down adn sprained her ankle....../hahahahahha



greatest night eva...,.loved it...oh yea this neva happened!!!!!!!!!! shhhh]


:drool::drool::drool:

 

[swany]

ok so imnot one to post many drunk posts..but tonight might have been one of the funnest nights of my young life......



i went to the brittania arms a local bar almost within waklkin distance....had a bunch of drinks wehn i decided to leave my friebnds and hit t5he bar and see what i could conquer....low and behold was a hot ass young lookin smokin hot chick. well turns out she was 38 yeqars old with 3 kids..once of which was my age!!!

well we got to talkin and turns out she was at the bar with a marriyed man which she wasnt oo happy bout..her 42 year old frine ( qwho hasd huge jugs which had to fakje was there too...they kept making out..on my lap of course)

had to be best night of my lap..my 23 year old ass made out with both of them.....at the same time....triple kiss status.........and then..........................................some other ok chick ..i mean not as hot came and askeded me if she had a chance at kissing t5hese two broads..in which i replied..i duno what do you tyhink....she said yes and made ouyt with me..then these 3 chicks start makinm\ out 6 inches from my face....( this new chick says her man dared her to make out with the 2 chix who keep makin out at the bar..) next thing i know i made out with all 3 of these chix..( unheard of quadruple kiss!!!) swear to gosh on dan(detox) grave it was a true quad kiss while unknown chix man watched...awesome...got both of thse old chix numbers...and almost ook one of them home till her 42 year old drunk ass friend fell down adn sprained her ankle....../hahahahahha



greatest night eva...,.loved it...oh yea this neva happened!!!!!!!!!! shhhh]


:drool::drool::drool:

No...really?

seriously though...hope you had fun!

 

[oregonweim]

No pics, no love for your friends... :snooty:

 

[Brad]

If you could not easily tell she was atleast mid 30s, then you must have been really drunk. I bet they were decent at best and the ok one was fugly

 

[Randy]

Akoch

 

[BobC]

ok so imnot one to post many drunk posts..but tonight might have been one of the funnest nights of my young life......



i went to the brittania arms a local bar almost within waklkin distance....had a bunch of drinks wehn i decided to leave my friebnds and hit t5he bar and see what i could conquer....low and behold was a hot ass young lookin smokin hot chick. well turns out she was 38 yeqars old with 3 kids..once of which was my age!!!

well we got to talkin and turns out she was at the bar with a marriyed man which she wasnt oo happy bout..her 42 year old frine ( qwho hasd huge jugs which had to fakje was there too...they kept making out..on my lap of course)

had to be best night of my lap..my 23 year old ass made out with both of them.....at the same time....triple kiss status.........and then..........................................some other ok chick ..i mean not as hot came and askeded me if she had a chance at kissing t5hese two broads..in which i replied..i duno what do you tyhink....she said yes and made ouyt with me..then these 3 chicks start makinm\ out 6 inches from my face....( this new chick says her man dared her to make out with the 2 chix who keep makin out at the bar..) next thing i know i made out with all 3 of these chix..( unheard of quadruple kiss!!!) swear to gosh on dan(detox) grave it was a true quad kiss while unknown chix man watched...awesome...got both of thse old chix numbers...and almost ook one of them home till her 42 year old drunk ass friend fell down adn sprained her ankle....../hahahahahha



greatest night eva...,.loved it...oh yea this neva happened!!!!!!!!!! shhhh]


:drool::drool::drool:

Yadda yadda yadda!! You still went home empty handed!!:drunk::doh:

 

[lisu]

gosh, I need to read TCG on Saturday mornings more often.

 

[metallikat87]

Yadda yadda yadda!! You still went home empty handed!!:drunk::doh:

after all that and going home, i know he was not empty-handed later on

If you could not easily tell she was atleast mid 30s, then you must have been really drunk. I bet they were decent at best and the ok one was fugly

yeah you gotta be careful with that, a friend of mine got super drunk on his birthday and came home with two numbers but had to toss them both because he couldnt remember which name went with the attractive one and which went with the troll

 

[pitnlala]

after all that and going home, i know he was not empty-handed later on



yeah you gotta be careful with that, a friend of mine got super drunk on his birthday and came home with two numbers but had to toss them both because he couldnt remember which name went with the attractive one and which went with the troll

:lollol:

Absolutely sig material.