Best eBay Description Ever!

[Mike]

This card probably has one of the best descriptions I've ever seen on a card. Great way to try to sell a graded card that, probably, didn't turn out like they'd hoped. I hope this guy/gal gets more than it's worth just because of the effort that went into the description.

2019-20 Panini Prizm Zion Williamson The Black Label of BGS 5s! Rare! MUST READ! | eBay

I have a lot of cards that are less rare (BGS 10 Zion, BGS 9.5 Morant, etc) but this one is truly special. First, it is unbelievably rare. There are 8 Black Label, 178 BGS 10's, 2781 BGS 9.5's. There are only 3 of these cards in existence.

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What do y'all think? Have you seen any better than this?

 

[Taliasen]

Wasn't an eBay auction, but I once "won" a contest/trade for my vintage air guitar based on the description ...only used 4 times at a Journey, Styx, Asia, Night Ranger concerts, hard to tune, a little flat. had free shipping. I got a really nice $80 pocket knife for my vintage air guitar.

Man that was a great guitar...