Are blondes smarter than lawyers?


A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long
flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is
tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to
catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question,
and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and
if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to
play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance
from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to
her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop,
searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even
the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he
knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and
hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up And asks,
"Well, what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to


Bench Warmer
Im sure I dont remember this 100% correct but youll get the gist of it....:salut:

A brunette and a blonde were watching tv. The news was discussing a man on a building threatening to jump. The brunette tells the blonde "Ill bet you 100.00 he jumps."

The blonde agrees and they watch. Sure enough the man eventually jumps to his death.

Blonde pays up and the brunette feels a bit bad and says "I feel a little guilty taking your money, I watched the news earlier and already knew he was going to jump"

The blonde replies "Oh, its ok. I saw it earlier too but I didnt think he was dumb enough to jump a second time"