ar1888
Bench Warmer
Little things sometimes piss me off. A kid Im guessing 20-22 years old was going door to door selling something. He knocked on my door for 3 minutes straight, and rang the doorbell 5 times. If Im home I obviously dont want to talk to this guy. He opened my screen door and beat on it loud enough it shooka picture off my wall. So I opened the door and said.
"What the F**k(self censored) do you want Jackass? Get off my porch!!"
My wife says I was too harsh. I dont think I was harsh enough.
"What the F**k(self censored) do you want Jackass? Get off my porch!!"
My wife says I was too harsh. I dont think I was harsh enough.